Wednesday, January 9, 2013

Full of shit

Well I know, some people don't like you to talk about those things.
I know that. Some people don't like you to mention certain things.
Some people don't want you to say this. Some people don't want you to say that.
Some people think if you mention some things they might happen
some people are really fucking stupid!

Did you ever notice that? 
How many really stupid people you run into during the day?
Goddam there's a lot of stupid bastards walking around.
Carry a little pad and pencil with you. 
You'll wind up with thirty or forty names by the end of the day.
Look at it this way: 
Think of how stupid the average person is
 and then realize that half of them are stupider than that.

And it doesn't take you very long to spot one of them does it? 
Take you about eight seconds.
You'll be listening to some say..."this guy is fucking stupid!"
Then...then there are some people, their not stupid...their full of shit. Huh?
That doesn't take very long to spot either, 
does it? Take you about the same amount of time.
You'll be listening to some guy..and saying, 
"well, he's fairly intelligent......ahht, he's full of shit!"
Then there are some people, their not stupid, their not full of shit
their fucking nuts!

Rest In Peace George Carlin
 (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008)

Tuesday, January 8, 2013

احا يا بني ادمين

عايزينا انهزاميين, عايزينا عبط مش فاهمين, عايزينا ناكل خرا ونقول امين 
عايزينا نعرص وننام مبسوطين عايزينا نعيش وكس ام اي حد امين
عايزينا نعيش بدماغ ناس تانيين وارجع واقول احا انا مين  
انا اللي كنت من سنه؟ طب هعيش كام سنه؟
بس انا حزين, عايش في بلد هيجانين
بيطبلوا لشوية معرصين
نسيو انها صغيره